The nightingale rating

Have discussed with hubby that he gets 7.4 out of 10 for nursing me. He gained plus points for pandering to my requirements of a smoked ostritch sarnie (which was smoked cheese with salami in the end) buying me fizzy sweets. He lost some points for not wearing a nurses outfit, berating me for spending my own money, and for making my porridge lumpy. Otherwise he has been excellent.