Monday, 22 March 2010

Dear Budgens

I love our local store [we dont, the prices are astronomical and the selection poor] but I have come to notice that you dont stock clotted cream. Stocking this product could potentially bring in extra sales as there is a more mature demographic in the village and I am sure they all enjoy their scones.

Yours

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[Sit back and await some nice voicher in the post and for them to stock clotted cream]

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