The God Channel – am I bovvered?

Ever since Stuart realised that the “bible basher” schools are seemingly better than the “am I bovverd” schools he has been of the opinion that we could potentially go to church to get the rugrats into aforementioned school. After weeks of badgering, I reluctantly agreed that I would try the religion lark, if I really have to. Decided that the best way to see if I could actually “do” religion was to watch the god channel. Thank goodness I did, because approximately 2 minutes into watching just an advert, it dawned on me why I am an atheist. Sorry kids.