Enrivonmentally Friendly Stapler

Lottie now has her first tooth. I noticed this yesterday when she eagerly shoved my finger into her mouth. Whilst she laughed at her achievement, I winced, my finger now has a cut. Despite my mangled finger, Lottie can actually be very useful. I am touting her as an environmentally friendly stapler. Just feed her, give her some toys and then give her 6 bits of paper to stick together. She will willingly oblige. Her stapling is first rate as her tooth is so sharp. The downside is that she is unhappy at relinquishing the paper, so it gets a bit crumpled in the process of prizing it from her fingers. Whoever said “stealing candy from a baby” was wrong. Very wrong.