The Constrictor

I call hubby that due to his ability to haggle. He must have swallowed a book on it as he is the best at getting a bargin. I would not want to be selling him something which I have not cut down the a mere shadow of a margin. His talent for haggling and my talent for picking the most expensive item in the shop, are a perfect match. I chose, he procures and kids ruin. A happy cornflakes box advert of a family.