Monday, 10 November 2008

how to be a sick mum

Firsly, dont even think about being ill. Its not allowed. Then, if you actually have the audacity to be ill then dont think you will be given light duties or bed rest. After putting your kids in a safe place (their cot), go throw up, then carry on as normal, only leaving a five minute grace period for explanations to kids.

If you actually are sick, remember, your husband will be sicker to the power of three. You will need to take him pen and paper for his will. In the meantime, you will have to carry on as per normal.

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