Going great having the two kids, only issue so far has been my general lack of arm muscles, which are needed to carry car seat with hefalump of a child, plus carry nursery bag, handbag and hold toddlers arm AND somehow open and close doors. We dont so much as walk to and from the nursery as shuffle!
Am missing Stuart, not just because of the normal things but in addition, he is my spider relocator and rubbish taker outer. Last night, once kids were both settled in bed, I was persued around the house by a monster fly. I curse myself as had I not insisted on spider relocation programme then one of them could probably have eaten it. The fly followed me from room to room and then finally settled in our bedroom. I could not go to sleep for ages thinking it was either going to eat me or Lottie. The tide turned at 3:45 when the spider fell to the windowsill with a thud. Now all I need is the courage to go and dispose of the hairy beast.
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Cant you train Whiskey to eat flies? Or train Cam to pick them from the air with chop sticks?
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