We have a new member of the family, its called Dark Angel. This "thing" is responsible for me doing many a daft thing, a bit like midas touch in reverse. Dark Angel (DA) goads me into putting an extra blanket on Lottie, when she is sleeping, thus wakign her up. DA is responsible for pushing me onto the untangled tree lights, tripping over, bruising myself, tangling lights up again thus requiring an extra half hour of my time. DA is also then responsible for me stepping back to admire the tree, stepping on the next set of lights only to hear a crunch.
DA takes many guises during the day, it leaps into the pram brakes, forcing them to get stuck and my instep to get covered in bruises levering it out.
DA struck again at bills, after getting a whole basket of goods together, it was responsible for a bunch of soaking wet parsley falling into the bag and destroying all the paperbags. I only found this out when lifting the bags from the floor to the worktop. Cue scattered vegetables, bread and cheeses all over the kitchen floor.
I could go on, but hopefully DA will find another hapless soul to torment.. SOON (PLEASE!).
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DA came home with me last night. was wearing my new lovely coast top and couldnt get out of it when i got home, zip had jammed. so i had to rip it apart to get out. good thing it was from ebay...
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